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f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
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when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
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look at dat booty
dat ass
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i was just telling my mom that pirates of the caribbean 3 made me cry and she goes “why?? because of will smith?” and i shouted “WHAT???” and my stepdad was like “you mean will TURNER???” and mom got really embarassed and my stepdad murmured “the fresh prince of the caribbean” before he walked away
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I care
notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!
america: 1
britain: 0
notice how every other country in the world hates you
what about canada
canada doesnt hate us
nobody cares what canada thinks
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Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
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i feel so accomplished when people i like reblog me
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this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth
this was her after ripping off the tape
and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures
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